Do y’all really still need me to pop up from time to time to remind you that people still supporting this man are absolutely bankrupt of ethics, morals, and character and in all the ways that truly matter could hardly be said to be people at all?
Seems like something that’s been obvious for a couple years now.
You could blame the bubble of their chosen propaganda to an extent, but propaganda can only take the majority of blame when it occupies the majority of bandwidth, and in 2018 you really have to opt-in to that stream with clear eyes and a dead heart.
It shouldn’t be shocking anymore that all pretense of moralistic, quasi-Christian, fiscally responsible deficit hawkery gets dropped at the barest fig leaf provided by an R in parenthesis but ya can’t really blame chicanery that which can be more adequately attributed to being an awful bigoted garbage moron.
It’s not that I tire of listening to middle aged dudes forced to resign from the police in disgrace years ago talk about politics that – as felons – they aren’t even allowed to participate fully in .…. sigh .…. but it’s just all so dire.
Anyway, I’ve bored myself typing this. Vote this November. Get friends to vote.
If you need to be convinced to hold your nose to cast a straight D ballot to stop all this madness then you may as well pop on a red #MAGA cap and take your place with the frothing fascist slackjaws.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg. Trump cartoon from SPY Magazine, 1988.
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