‘hey, lets fuck our own people so chad can get a new yacht’

“Oba­maCare has been re­pealed in this bill,” Pres­i­dent Trump de­clared, re­fer­ring to the re­peal of the in­di­vid­ual man­date in the GOP tax bill. “We didn’t want to bring it up. I told peo­ple specif­i­cal­ly, ‘be qui­et with the fake news me­dia be­cause I don’t want them talk­ing too much about it, ’cause I didn’t know how peo­ple would [re­act].’”
—Trump boasts he has re­pealed Oba­macare, does not un­der­stand how law works

‘Are you liv­ing in a fan­ta­sy world?’
—Sa­van­nah Guthrie to Paul Ryan
 

Low in­come chil­dren are go­ing to die all over Amer­i­ca be­cause the GOP con­gress couldn’t find mon­ey to ex­tend the CHIP pro­gram while giv­ing tax breaks for pri­vate jets and in­her­i­tances for the idle rich.

Can we PLEASE stop us­ing the roy­al ‘we’ here?

We didn’t do this. We didn’t cause this. We don’t de­serve this.

This is ab­solute­ly 100% front to back RE­PUB­LI­CAN do­ing.

Every garbage id­iot you know that is nice to you and your white friends and fam­i­ly but votes straight ® out of some bare­ly-thought-through no­tion of a rugged in­di­vid­u­al­ism they have nev­er ac­tu­al­ly pos­sessed caused this.

Elec­tions have real con­se­quences and the dri­vers of that con­se­quence are vot­ers.

This ain’t a WE. This is a THEY.

And they are trash.

From the mil­lions who will lose health cov­er­age or see their pre­mi­ums go up, to the mid­dle class fam­i­lies who will see their tax bill in­crease, to the pris­tine re­gion of Alas­ka that will open to drilling, it’s hard to over­state the cru­el­ty of the Trump-Re­pub­li­can bill.

— Sen­a­tor Pat­ty Mur­ray (@PattyMurray) De­cem­ber 20, 2017

Mem­o­rize their names, their faces. Nev­er for­get, how they stole from sick chil­dren to give mon­ey to rich old abu­sive men.

Then take a breath at the mag­ni­tude of the theft.

Then get ready to take EVERY SIN­GLE ONE of these soul­less cow­ards down. pic.twitter.com/O4lUbbnBlo

— Mikel Jol­lett (@Mikel_Jollett) De­cem­ber 20, 2017

Plus, if the only thing that mat­ters to be­ing a ‘Chris­t­ian’ is your ‘faith’ and not your ac­tions (more or less you can just do what­ev­er so long as you say je­sus rulez #1) then you’re re­al­ly just a cult of ass­holes and your re­li­gion is tox­ic and so­cio­path­ic. You have no moral­i­ty.

Oh, and on the ‘good re­pub­li­cans’ thing:
They are qui­et as hell while their cult runs roughshod over our coun­try and its in­sti­tu­tions but man do they get chat­ty when called out. Usu­al­ly about how they know a gay guy.

Re­pub­li­cans. Are. Evil. Trash.

This Mon­day, take a break from rev­el­ry for a mo­ment to deck your Re­pub­li­can Un­cle just as his mouth starts mov­ing.
 

And yeah,
I’m not one of those peo­ple that hates Christ­mas but se­ri­ous­ly, just get on with it al­ready.
 

I’m ex­haust­ed and every­thing sucks ex­cept Star Wars and Pringles and I want to go hide out on the is­land of dogs that doesn’t ex­ist.
 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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