un
Things Instagram wants to sell me today:
Brightly colored hair wax
Gothy boob harnesses
Acrylic paint
Therapy
I feel attacked.
deux
Me:
“I’m not a cat. Why does everyone keep saying that?”
Also Me:
*staring out a window*
. . .
“There’s a lizard out there.”
trois
I love black cats because they are basically just shadows with eyes.
If you don’t want to be haunted by snuggly little cat ghosts at night,
you probably had a better childhood than me,
but also you’re wrong.
#BlackCatAppreciationDay
—bwargh von modnar
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