trio

a.

Well,

we are gonna

have

a LOT of

AA bat­ter­ies

in this house

since

I drunk­en­ly

or­dered

a huge pack

a few weeks ago

and

I guess I did it

again

be­cause

an­oth­er one

is com­ing today.

 

b.

I was

do­ing my makeup

and thought,

I missed

my call­ing

as a goth.

Then

I thought,

You nev­er miss

your call­ing

as a goth.

Goth is

al­ways calling.

And then

I thought,

That’s

the most

goth

thought

I’ve ever had.

 

c.

I knocked

the rest of

my drink

into the tub

when

I got back in,

and thought,

Well,

it nev­er

hurt any­one

to bathe

in

a lit­tle bit

of cham­pagne.

 
 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2020 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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