“It would be high comedy if it were not a national tragedy. And a national emergency.”
—New York Daily News editorial board
This was a low point even for Trump and a tragic day for America.
Even this dicksnort gets it:
Look, I’m no big deal, but today is the final straw for me. I will never support Trump again. If that makes me a NeverTrumper, so be it.
I am a tea party conservative, that will never change. But Trump was a traitor to this country today. That must not be accepted.
Speak out.
— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) July 16, 2018
PSA: It can be tempting to use tropes associated with submissive homosexuality to describe Trump’s weird relationship with Putin, since we’ve all been brewing in that sort of lazy comedy for decades without really thinking too much about it. But … maybe let’s not do that.
Every Trump voter owns this.
After today let there be zero doubt that Trump is a traitor in Putin’s hand and that **every single garbage idiot MAGA dipshit Republican you know and are related to** is a traitor as well.
Patriot: A person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country and its interests with devotion.
Traitor: A person who commits treason by betraying his or her country.https://t.co/Keq4fhTlRB
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) July 16, 2018
Quisling: A person who betrays his or her own country by aiding an invading enemy, often serving later in a puppet government. #NothingLikeAGosling #OrADucklinghttps://t.co/QRmYtXicSK
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) July 17, 2018
“Treason ain’t illegal”
—A million Trumpist Fox News dads right now
Take screengrabs and keep receipts.
The suburbo-rural Oakley-wearing fish fondlers don’t get to live down their support of a traitor.
There’s this dildo that I cut ties with after the election who, seeing the drastic spike in hate crimes in the wake of the election, decided the REAL outrage was the woman on video slapping her kid for voting for Trump.
In that one anecdote you find everything you need to know about Trumpist trash. Garbage people to the last.
Just in this afternoon:
Apropos of the day.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg. Cartoon by Bill Bramhall, NY Daily News. Additional grabs via JT and AS.
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