reasons why my cat gets upset

·   I won’t let him jump up onto the kitchen island
·   I won’t let him claw the kitchen mat
·   I won’t let him claw the couch, or the ottomans
·   I won’t let him knock over things on the shelf
·   I won’t give him any hu­man food
·   I won’t let him eat pa­per, plas­tic, sty­ro­foam, pen caps, erasers…
·   I won’t bring him to his bowl or set his bowl in front of him, but rather I make him walk to where his food mat is
·   I use the SodaStream
·   The door is open
·   The door is shut
·   The win­dow is open
·   The win­dow is shut
·   There’s no sun for him to lay in
·   I cast a shad­ow across him briefly when he was lay­ing in the sun
·   We won’t go to bed
·   We won’t get up
·   There’s a squir­rel outside
·   There’s an­oth­er cat outside
·   There’s lit­er­al­ly noth­ing outside

To be continued …

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2020 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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