Dreydl, dreydl, dreydl
I made it out of clay
Joyful Christmakwanzukah
We make up today
Ramadan, though in the Spring,
I’d like to include
But- no pictures
That would be
Positively rude.
Be black and proud
and say it loud
from every mosque and steeple
All the colors celebrate
the opiate of the people.
Moose or Muslim
Protestant
Hindu or whatever
This was said by Lenny Bruce.
He was very clever.
Buddhist, Sikh or Catholic
They all know it’s true
Everybody who lives here
Is a de facto Jew.
—laurie rosenwald
Flommist Laurie Rosenwald is an American illustrator, author, artist, and designer. Copyright © 2021 Laurie Rosenwald.
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