“Do you know how much more attractive debt-free virgins (without tattoos) are to young men? Unfortunately, there are so few of these types of young women anymore because of the high costs of college (debt) and sexual promiscuity even within those in the church. As believers in Jesus Christ, we need to live in a way that is pleasing to Him because His ways are the best. He calls debt a burden and urges us to live lives of sexual purity …”
—Lori Alexander, The Transformed Wife
Already been
with a couple of those men and
🎶 y o u c a n k e e p t h e m , L o r i 🎶.
It’s generally
my experience that anyone who requires a ‘pure’ woman has issues that any status of woman should not want. When I was a (debt-free, tattooless) virgin, I lied about it because it creeped me out to be so fetishized by all of the worst dudes.
And reading
Lori’s take makes me glad I was raised in the hipsterest Christian denomination where love and forgiveness are the main things because a reasonable amount of the congregation had been in jail already.
(Tho I wish I had gotten to be raised up in this new woke culture of girls who know they own their own bodies and don’t let anyone make them feel weird about it)
So today
I just wake up every day and high five myself knowing that I no longer spend any of my time receiving ridiculous lectures about what a disobedient woman I’m being, from some literal fedora I have to pretend is smarter than me.
If I end up
a lone, dark-lipsticked unicorn with a pile of cats forever,
it would still be 1000% better.
—bwargh von modnar
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