In a way,
I think it’s better that we had our first black president first.
Especially one with a name like Barack Hussein Obama. You do that, and the ceiling is gone.
If Hillary had won in 2008, we might still be stuck back in “is America ready for a black president?”
I am in no way saying that women’s struggle is somewhere lower on the totem pole, just that in the wake of Obama we can go anywhere. A woman. A Latino person. A gay person. We elected someone named Barack Hussein Obama. Twice.
And he was the shit! We can go anywhere from there.
And
as of last night, top 5 trending questions on all of Google in the U.S. – via The Guardian:
1. What is Citizens United?
2. Who built the White House?
3. Did slaves build the White House?
4. How old is Bernie Sanders?
5. What is TPP?
“Michigan! Home of the Kellogg Company, inventor of the delicious Pop Tart, that king of the toaster pastry whose tangy fruit filling and sweet icing and sprinkles garnish a scrumptious double-layer of crusty pastry and whose mighty reign at the top of the breakfast mountain has been challenged from all! sides! by: Toaster Strudel! Toaster Tarts! Yummy Tarts! Toast Ems! ShurFine Frosted Toaster Pastries! and countless other pretenders to the throne! We cast our 130 votes for I’m sorry I forgot what we were talking about.”
Back to
nonpolitical matters, watching Trainspotting and fondly remembering that brief glimmering moment when Pulp and Elastica showed us a new way.
Before the dark times.
Before the Dursts.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2016 Jason Malmberg. Pictured: America’s first black president, circa 2001.
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