let’s hold a telethon!

The world seems

to have turned
into one of those satir­i­cal come­dies

that were every­where in the late 1970s

where like Amer­i­ca is broke
and the Grand Canyon is filled with trash

and there’s smog every­where

and the coun­try does a lot­tery
to de­cide who will be pres­i­dent

and John Rit­ter wins it
and has no idea what he’s do­ing

and his ad­vi­sors are George Kennedy and Jack War­den

and they have to do a telethon to buy back

the Stat­ue of Lib­er­ty from Japan

and there’s a mu­si­cal per­for­mance by, like, Suzi Qua­tro at some point.
 

Ob­vi­ous­ly
the world has not lit­er­al­ly be­come this, but it feels pret­ty damn close.
 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2016 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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