I hear that Hillary “Killary” Clinton
gave a speech to Goldman Sachs
about
how to score with chicks
by
pretending to yawn
and then
bringing your arm down
so
when it comes down
lands across their shoulders and bam: First base.
She wore sunglasses
and rhythmically snapped the fingers on one hand
while she laid down this jive
and they paid her $30 million.
Is that really who we want in the Oval Office?

(Thinking about doing tee shirts too)
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2016 Jason Malmberg.
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