“The soul of the nation.”
“Real Americans.”
“Family values.”
Has anyone checked on the “we need to have more open dialogue” crowd? How they doin’?
“We’re gonna try to go high after this! So high that we still concede any and all power that’s been given to us!”
I guess they’re all finding out what it’s like to be a grade school student in America.
Well, Joe Biden IS getting a first look at all the people on the other side of the aisle he gonna reach across to.
Meanwhile, Dianne Feinstein is late for her luncheon with Eleanor Roosevelt and Yogi the Bear.
Remember four years ago when everyone was creaming their pants about the idea of a revolution?
Turns out a whole lotta people didn’t read The Monkey’s Paw in school.
We’ve been lied to since day one about what all these institutions are supposed to represent and we’ve also found out the hard way in the past four years that it’s all a bunch of smoke and mirrors.
The marble can fall. What it’s supposed to stand for, both figuratively and literally, was never really there in the first place.
I wanted him to die of COVID but oh no.
“He needs to live so he can go to jail.”
As long as this man is alive and able to flap his gums or peck out a tweet, this will continue.
When I look at the number of people out protesting I just feel at a loss.
It’s happening here in Olympia too.
This is the governor’s mansion:
So can we please just split up into several smaller countries now?
I’m dead serious. In the interest of border lines, I really don’t care if the east coast becomes ‘international travel’ for me. We can just have an east coast/west coast alliance and also we’ll have Tupac and Biggie on our respective money.
As president of Cascadia, I’ll direct some of the money we save not funding these morons into helping people relocate if they so choose.
Never did I think I’d live to see so many severely ignorant people in this country.
And let’s be real here: The vast majority of them are willfully ignorant.
There is no excuse for this.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2021 Emily Duchaine.
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