College literally doesn’t matter enough to break the law just to make sure your kid goes to a specific one.
I have seen college change and evolve people, but I have seen it change the circumstances of living for very few.
And I’m saying this as someone who loved it!
But I wouldn’t have hired someone to hack my SAT scores to do it. I’m just saying, their dumb, lazy kids would have gotten more out of failing.
—melony ppenosyne
Flommist Melony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s traveled to Virginia as a competing poet, co-written a play on mental illness that is presently being produced, and crafted a published essay checking the privilege and scope of art galleries. Copyright © 2019 Melony Ppenosyne.
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