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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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1)

me:
“As far back as I could re­mem­ber, I al­ways want­ed to be a gangster.”

ther­a­pist:
“Lis­ten, this is go­ing to take a re­al­ly long time if all you do dur­ing our ses­sions is quote Goodfellas.”
 
 

2)

me:
“And like that: he’s gone.”

ther­a­pist:
THAT’S NOT EVEN GOOD­FEL­LAS, YOU TWIT
 
 

3)

me:
“I made him an of­fer he can’t refuse.”

ther­a­pist:
“Okay every­one knows that’s The God­fa­ther … what ‘of­fer’ though?”
 
 

4)

me: “You had me at hello.”

ther­a­pist: [flips ta­ble]
 
 

5)

me:
“I crawled through a riv­er of shit and came out clean on the oth­er side.”

ther­a­pist:
“No, that was Andy Dufresne, and the Shaw­shank Re­demp­tion isn’t even a mob movie.”

me:
“Yeah, but my last name sounds a lot like Dufresne though, right?”
 
 

6)

me:
DIS­PATCH WAR ROCK­ET AJAX TO BRING BACK HIS BODY.

ther­a­pist:
hmm, yes, quite *writes on pad*
 
 

7)

ther­a­pist:
“I just … I just don’t know what to do with this pa­tient. She speaks in noth­ing but Good­fel­las quotes, and even then she gets them wrong. I feel like I hate her.”

their ther­a­pist:
“Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”

ther­a­pist: [stares into abyss]


 
 

—emi­ly duchaine, with ad­di­tion­al ma­te­r­i­al by louis allred jr and rob gonsalves

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right … not sure who owns this. Warn­er Bros.??

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