A big broat got stuck in the Suez Canal
and for six days we coalesced
in our joy and delight
in a way society hasn’t seen in years.
Nobody wanted that broat to get unstuck.
The mishap cost tens of billions of dollars and none of us plebes really cared.
Something funny had happened to people who weren’t us (at least not immediately) and it took our minds off everything terrible for a few days.
What if another broat got stuck, like, tomorrow?
What if the *same* broat gets stuck again?
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2021 Emily Duchaine. Additional text by Richard Dickson.
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