「 FLOMM 」 der Tung

an open letter to the newest member of the club

To my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend: I was made aware that you exist, and it makes me sad and scared for you. You see,

Writing this now on Instagram – To all the gymnastic models I’ve got a lot of theory but no one listens, All one

Jason Malmberg
Tue 25 Dec 2018

The Party? It’s called ‘Mary X‑Mas Superfest’ ‘Mary,’ like a chick. Like, her name is Mary. Not like you marry her,

Emily Duchaine
Mon 24 Dec 2018

Two years ago, we hosted Christmas at our house for the first time and it was getting late and my inlaws wouldn’t leave, so I

Carnelian King
Sun 23 Dec 2018

This time I’ll tell you the story of my 25th birthday, it was one of the most epic ones. I had just moved

Lux Nova
Sat 22 Dec 2018

All I want is someone to cuddle on the couch, scrape my car off, not make a mess, and take spiders I trap under a cup

Jason Malmberg
Fri 21 Dec 2018

Now that it’s the holidays proper, I remind you that The Night Before (2015) is the antidote for all the Christmas flicks