THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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calling a nail salon

Jes:
Hello! Yes. May I please make an appointment?

Salon:
Yeah, ok. Wha you want?

Jes:
A manicure.

Salon:
Wha kind? U want gel, o *way more terms than I can handle*

Jes:
…

Salon:
Wha kind? *repeats*

Jes:
…

Salon:
I lose you?

Jes:
For 11:30?

Salon:
Wha. Kind.

Jes:
I DON’T KNOW, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME, PLEASE BE GENTLE.

Salon:
HAHAH

Jes:
…

Salon:
OH. You for real? Ok. You come in, we take care when you get here.

I’m sensing a ridiculous event ahead.

—jes

Flommist Jes exists for moments of fiery inspiration. See her inspirational byproducts at jdeprez.com. Copyright © 2016 JES DEPREZ. Photo by mehallo.

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Posted
Sat 17 Dec 2016