That moment
when you realize
that you’ve been
running errands
all day
while wearing
the paper Bud Light wristband
from last night
and
you now understand
why people are
FINALLY treating you
as the sophisticated
lady of taste
that you are
—natalie michelle
Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2016 Natalie Michelle. Pictured: Natalie w/Robert.
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