dating

I re­al­ly don’t know how guys are so dumb. Maybe you can help me.

Con­ver­sa­tion:

Him:
Do I get to see you again?

Me:
I don’t know that de­pends on you.

Him:
How? 

Me:
Well, why don’t you of­fer to go on a date.

Him:
I like sports and mini golf.

Me:
Do you know how to date?

Him:
Not well.

Me:
Why don’t you say ‘hey, let’s go to a Gi­ants game?’ Or whatever.

Him:
That sounds like some­thing I’d do with a girlfriend.
 

W T F
 
 

—al­ley scheffki

Flom­mist Al­ley Schef­f­ki is 22 years young, ‘I am the blue rose. Dies ist ein wun­sch für frei­heit.’ Copy­right © 2016 Al­ley Scheffki.

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