gronk: ‘mungo like ball’

al michaels:
“An un­ex­pect­ed turn of events! Emily’s fa­ther in law is watch­ing her cook din­ner and they’re ex­chang­ing sto­ries! This Christ­mas Day is turn­ing out to be far more pleas­ant than she anticipated!”

troy aik­man:
“Yes Al, it is. Ab­solute­ly. But the al­co­hol also helps, let’s be honest.”

joe mon­tana:
“It does, Troy. This is a much more re­laxed at­mos­phere than we’ve seen in past Christ­mases.”

al michaels:
“That’s right, Troy. With this liq­uid mo­ti­va­tion, she. Could. Go. All. The. Way!”

**Tec­mo Bowl mu­sic**

brett favre:
“Hey guys re­mem­ber me lol.”

booger mc­far­land:
“My name is Booger!”

**John Mad­den draws all over a bird’s eye view of our kitchen**

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2019 Emi­ly Duchaine. Im­age source.

MOR D’ARTÍCULOS  MOR FLOMM !

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