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christmas for children should be colourful, for adults, elegant

So many of you know
by now
about the epic,
decades-span­ning hol­i­day feud be­tween my fa­ther and I,
where I put up my very aes­thet­ic sil­ver and white Christ­mas decor (like glis­ten­ing snow).

And he then sneaks in vul­gar red ornaments
be­cause he prefers the crude,
trashi­ness of clash­ing, bright colours (like a heathen).

So I take them
off the tree,
he puts them back on,
I take them off,
he puts them on.

Round and round we go
through the en­tire holidays
with­out ever say­ing a word to one an­oth­er about it.

Here we are again with this fuck­ing red glit­ter and gold ornament.

How. Dare. He.

#shots­fired
#ok­boomer
#some­oneis­get­ting­COAL
#red­likethe­blood­ti­esthatare­aboutot­break­for­ev­er

 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2019 Na­tal­ie Michelle.

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