that’s where the helium tanks would be

Time to share this again.

 

me watch­ing the pa­rade

Wow, that Turkey is ter­ri­fy­ing!

Huh? Who are these clowns?

‘Cran­ber­ry Co­op­er­a­tive’? Wtf is the ‘Cran­ber­ry Co­op­er­a­tive’? Man, fuck them.

Oh, hey, Pat­ti La­Belle, she’s cool.

Okay, as long as she’s lead­ing the Co­op­er­a­tive …

There should be a Jon Hamm bal­loon in the pa­rade but by ‘bal­loon’ I mean ac­tu­al Jon Hamm and by ‘pa­rade’ I mean my house.
 

I haven’t even start­ed drink­ing yet.
 

brought to you by tar­get

 

#hap­py­tanks­giv­ing
 
 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2017 Emi­ly Duchaine. Macy’s Pa­rade bal­loon source, Di­nosaur source, Hammm’s tank found by Malm­berg.

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