One thing
I can always count on this time of year
is that a bunch of people
will spend an inordinate amount of time
and effort
arguing for or against a song that –
regardless of its context or real meaning –
is a dumb song anyway
and people
should just skip over in their holiday playlists.
I’m a hater.
I like to hate on things.
People say,
Hey, don’t be so negative,
but I think,
You don’t take away my hobbies.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2018 Emily Duchaine.
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