dating a ‘literal fedora I have to pretend is smarter than me’

“Do you know how much more at­trac­tive debt-free vir­gins (with­out tat­toos) are to young men? Un­for­tu­nate­ly, there are so few of these types of young women any­more be­cause of the high costs of col­lege (debt) and sex­u­al promis­cu­ity even with­in those in the church. As be­liev­ers in Je­sus Christ, we need to live in a way that is pleas­ing to Him be­cause His ways are the best. He calls debt a bur­den and urges us to live lives of sex­u­al purity …”
—Lori Alexan­der, The Trans­formed Wife
 

Al­ready been
with a cou­ple of those men and 

🎶  y o u  c a n  k e e p  t h e m ,  L o r i 🎶.

It’s gen­er­al­ly
my ex­pe­ri­ence that any­one who re­quires a ‘pure’ woman has is­sues that any sta­tus of woman should not want. When I was a (debt-free, tat­too­less) vir­gin, I lied about it be­cause it creeped me out to be so fetishized by all of the worst dudes.

And read­ing
Lori’s take makes me glad I was raised in the hip­ster­est Chris­t­ian de­nom­i­na­tion where love and for­give­ness are the main things be­cause a rea­son­able amount of the con­gre­ga­tion had been in jail already.

(Tho I wish I had got­ten to be raised up in this new woke cul­ture of girls who know they own their own bod­ies and don’t let any­one make them feel weird about it)

So to­day
I just wake up every day and high five my­self know­ing that I no longer spend any of my time re­ceiv­ing ridicu­lous lec­tures about what a dis­obe­di­ent woman I’m be­ing, from some lit­er­al fe­do­ra I have to pre­tend is smarter than me.
 

If I end up

a lone, dark-lip­sticked uni­corn with a pile of cats forever, 

it would still be 1000% better.
 
 

—bwargh von modnar

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