hypothetical question

Say you have a house guest com­ing tonight and they will be here for al­most two weeks. 

Now say this to­tal­ly hy­po­thet­i­cal house­guest also makes the GREAT­EST tiramisu on the ac­tu­al plan­et, like, it’s al­most otherworldly. 

Now you re­al­ly want them to make their tiramisu be­cause you lit­er­al­ly dream about it in this hy­po­thet­i­cal re­al­i­ty, but you want them to just en­joy their va­ca­tion and not ask any­thing of them be­cause they are great and it seems rude. 

Could I, I mean hy­po­thet­i­cal you, just sort of *have* all the in­gre­di­ents for tiramisu ca­su­al­ly ly­ing around the house like coincidentally. 

Like

“Yes the espres­so, I mean cof­fee is right be­hind the dark choco­late and ladyfingers”

and they’ll just nat­u­ral­ly ar­rive on mak­ing me – you, this tiramisu on their own right?

This is a plan that could work, hy­po­thet­i­cal­ly, I mean, yeah?

—na­tal­ie michelle

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