So
while other local,
national,
and world news agencies
are talking about 104 temperatures around the world and the January 6th hearings,
Fox News is babbling about some chick who sued a guy for 10 grand for standing her up on a date …
Oh wait, breaking news!
FOX just reported on a video of a fight breaking out at Disney World!
I’m so glad to know about that because it really affects my life there’s no telling what would happen if I didn’t know that.
Also
“Y’know, climate change – I’m gonna help y’all with that real quickly, and I’m gonna do it in the Wrightsville way, so you can understand what I’m saying. We in America have some of the cleanest air and cleanest water of anybody in the world … So what we do is, we’re gonna put from the Green New Deal, millions or billions of dollars cleaning our good air up. So all of a sudden – China and India ain’t putting nothing into cleaning that situation up. So all that bad air [is coming from them] … But since we don’t control the air, our good air decide to float over to China’s bad air. So when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move. So it moves over to our good air space. And now we got to clean that back up.”
—Herschel Walker running for U.S. Senate
—Louis Warfield
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