People who eat pineapple on pizza
want to act like
they’re the only ones
in the conversation
who can even appreciate
sweet and savory flavors together.
But I have come here to say
I think pineapple sucks
and pear is a superior
pizza fruit in every way.
Like
there’s so many other delicious fruits just waiting to be put on pizza – why is pineapple the hill we’ve collectively decided to die on?
—bwargh von modnar
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