THIS just in
ALL the while
100% of Republicans support their own constituents killing themselves in the dumbest ways possible.
“It’s flat-out unAmerican,”
says Republican asshole
from California who knows
damn good and well his
constituents know fuck all
about literally everything
and depends on that ignorance
to keep getting elected.
MEAN while
SAY what you will about Republicans,
but nobody is better at enabling their own voting base to off themselves with an endless array of options.
Guns,
being anti-vaccine,
horse dewormer,
black lung,
lack of health insurance …
HEY.
If the current trends continue, maybe there will be less impact to the rest of us.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2021 Emily Duchaine.
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