think for yourself

»»»»» One time this girl went to school and the oth­er kids were all, 

“Where’s your dad?”

and she was like, “He died in WTC”

and then every­one stood up and clapped, ex­cept of course for the cold-heart­ed Athe­ist Pro­fes­sor who did not be­lieve in an afterlife.

He threw down his chalk in anger, but every piece just kept hit­ting him and rolling grace­ful­ly to the floor, also elic­it­ing applause.

As a re­sult, the only re­main­ing Uni­ver­si­ty with a chalk­board fi­nal­ly made the leap to dry erase.
 

~*EX­ACT­LY 94.8% OF PEO­PLE WON’T BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO RE-POST THIS, BUT IF YOU DON’T YOU HATE VET­ER­ANS, JE­SUS WILL TURN AWAY FROM YOU ON JUDG­MENT DAY, A CLOWN WILL SHOW UP IN YOUR HOUSE, AND NO­BODY WILL KISS YOU … PASS IT ON TO SHOW PEO­PLE HOW WELL YOU THINK FOR YOURSELF*~
 
 
 

—bwargh von modnar

Flom­mist Bwargh von Mod­nar is. Copy­right © 2016 Bwargh von Mod­nar. Foto by mehal­lo, with thanks to Dolores.

MOR D’ARTÍCULOS  MOR FLOMM !

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