Real quote from moron:
“I think they are both the same. Don’t tell me to vote for the lessor of two evils. I have to vote my conscious”
And look,
ok sure,
grammar isn’t necessarily a sign of intellect.
But
if you
can’t construct a coherent thought even deep down inside the misspellings and punctuation slips then yes, you are an actual fucking stupid person and should probably never talk.
Fucking. Dipshit. Idiot. Break your keyboard over your own head. Moron.
“Lessor of two evils is still evil bro,”
he says while deftly avoiding the poison ivy patch and walking directly into a rattlesnake nest.
Recoiling from several bites he continues lightheadedly,
“… whatever, they’re both poison.”
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2016 Jason Malmberg. Pictured: Couscous.
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