the big nümoney villas

Oh my god this is wonderful. 

Lo­cal­ly, pre-crash (and prob­a­bly post- as well) Sacra­men­to was *lousy* with tacky fuckers. 

They had mon­ey and an itch to prove it to the world through out­ward-fac­ing gar­ish­ness that was stom­ach-churn­ing in its style-deafness. 

Just like those Or­ange Coun­ty House­wives dil­dos slather them­selves in ob­nox­ious den­im and gaudy gi­ant-faced watch­es, so too did their gross-ass houses.

Every­one was flex­ing the Tus­can vil­la look with­out the means or taste or self-aware­ness to make it make any sense at all. Thus, you had su­per-sized light fix­tures hang­ing like cos­tume jew­el­ry off hous­es too small to car­ry them, ugly faux-weath­ered foun­tains shat into dri­ve­ways nev­er meant to be turned into round­abouts, and the ever-ubiq­ui­tous shit­ty fres­co that made every home an Olive Gar­den.

This tum­blr – Worst of Mc­Man­sions – helps take down the worst ex­cess­es of the mon­ey-can’t-buy-class set.

And I love that this tum­blr is learn­ing me a lot about things I didn’t know:
 

Pic­tured: Im­ages from the Ro­seville, CA post
 
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2016 Ja­son Malm­berg. Im­ages © mcmansionhell.com.

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