Time to wring yesterday’s booze out of these weary muscles.
And hell yeah. I’m a Pepper.
Just here to remind you that David Naughton from American Werewolf had a hit disco song in 1979.
2018. A year in which I achieved and enjoyed more than I ever have (and if we’re being completely honest should ever have been allowed to) yet the engine of my self-worth is fulcrumed hard on the premise that I’ve never ever done anything worthwhile ever as a means to stoke the flame of my working hard so this is a pickle.
And
Hallegoddamnedllujiah.
And this goes triple for all you goatee poached egg faced dads that think you’re ‘punk’ when you’re really just a fossilized junior high bully that never got that Mike Ness hates your ass.
Also
We should each PayPal Christopher McDonald $7 for being good in all those motion pictures.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2019 Jason Malmberg.
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