‘with just a hint of communism’

Any­one

wan­na go back with me
in my time ma­chine

to catch a grimy 4am show­ing

of
Don’t Tell Mom The Babysit­ters Dead

and
then pop next door
for some peep show ac­tion?

 

 

OK FLOM­MISTS.

I’m gonna let y’all in on THE CRE­ATIVE PROCESS.

Please name the band I start­ed with Daniel and Patrick.
This is our first press pho­to (and pos­si­bly also our first video since every­one is broke right now):

 

Look­i­tallthisshit!

So who’s down to col­lab­o­rate on a com­ic about the Grit of­fices mixed with Glen­gar­ry Glen Ross but with vul­gar eleven year olds?

Like, Peg­gy even has a crown!

She was prob­a­bly, “Why do I have to an­swer the phone all the time? As a woman I’m ca­pa­ble of more than this you know.”

“Well, how about this: We will make you phooooonnnne princess! And here’s your crown your majesty!”

“Oh you fuckin dicks!”

 

Mean­while

at the Tar­get Cor­po­rate Of­fice:

 

You know,

this is how world wars start, bud­dy!

 

There.

We’re of­fi­cial­ly done with weirdo chips.

 

You know,

your eyes are all stu­pid.

Make them like these in­stead.

 

 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2020 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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