the carrot goes in front

Ac­tu­al con­ver­sa­tion I had today:

him:
We need 25 to a stack and we have 18.

me:
So 7 more.

him:
No. 25.

me:
*cal­cu­lat­ing woman meme*

 

Which is a pret­ty apt summary
of how every sin­gle work conversation
has gone so far today.

Like, I’m one
“be­ing cor­rect­ed when I’m right”
away from bind­ing my tits at work so at least the
pRo­GrEs­SiVe DuDeS
speak to me like I’m not a com­plete idiot.

 

Not five min­utes later,
we go to a new stack:

him:
This has 18, so we need 7 more.

me:
*just star­ing at him*

 

 

—mel­ony ppenosyne

Flom­mist Mel­ony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s trav­eled to Vir­ginia as a com­pet­ing poet, co-writ­ten a play on men­tal ill­ness that is present­ly be­ing pro­duced, and craft­ed a pub­lished es­say check­ing the priv­i­lege and scope of art gal­leries. Copy­right © 2020 Mel­ony Ppenosyne. Im­age source.

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