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art is … the talking schlong of tommy lee

We’re fly­ing elec­tric he­li­copters on Mars yet you can’t turn on your clothes dry­er in Texas. That’s be­cause sci­en­tists are in charge of Mars, and re­pub­li­cans are in charge of Texas.”
meme
 

#theac­cept­able­face­ofthe­hu­man­race
#den­ton

 

Dear Christ with this guy.

But his fans won’t care be­cause (and I can tell you this as a bald beard­ed some­what mus­cu­lar white guy they let their guard down around cuz they think I’m like them) this is the way they talk when they think no one’s watch­ing and it’s how they feel they should be al­lowed to talk.
 


 

A ser­vice like Do­or­Dash but they send some­one to hang out for a three hour win­dow dressed as a cater­er that some­how hides un­til just the right time to pass by with a tray of catered par­ty food like co­conut shrimp and wagyu slid­ers but when you don’t want them they are hid­ing in a closet.

Call it, like, Catr.
 

#friend­ship
 

Yes it’s an old­er meme, but it al­ways makes me laugh so here it is again.
 

If Eu­pho­ria turns a gen­er­a­tion on to Ger­ry Raf­fer­ty, then my hope that there is good in the world shall be renewed. 

Right down the line.
 


 
If I have a “type” at all, I would have to say it’s “Women who look like they will yell at me” who then yell at me.

It’s my kryptonite.

 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2022 Ja­son Malmberg.

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