arts and farts and crafts

“I won’t play into the two par­ty cor­po­ratist cha­rade.
Vot­ing is a waste of time and I had Wes An­der­son Night at Brew-per-Cuts that night.

“Oh. You have to re­port your pe­ri­od to the state?
Sure. I’ll wait here.”
 

If they don’t have the stones to speak up for your rights now when it’s ab­stract to them, they won’t speak up for you lat­er when it re­al­ly mat­ters.

Vot­ing isn’t per­fect but right now it’s an im­por­tant com­po­nent of our strat­e­gy.

The peo­ple telling you it’s point­less aren’t go­ing to be the ones out fight­ing in the streets.

They just assume/hope some­one else will be.
 

The John Cougar Mel­len­camp lyric “I can be my­self, yeah, in a small town, and peo­ple let me be just want to be” baf­fles me be­cause the ethos of every small town I’ve ever been in has been CON­FORM OR DIE

— 🇺🇦 🌻 Rev. Dr. Boudy­ka (@bdk1521) July 9, 2022

Love dude’s mu­sic and this song as well but this has also al­ways bugged me.
 

The vic­tim, seen here hand­cuffed and bleed­ing, was ar­rest­ed on the spot by Sacra­men­to PD.

The Proud Boys who at­tacked him, in­clud­ing David Dempsey who struck him with a flag­pole, were not ar­rest­ed.

Dempsey went on to at­tack DC Capi­tol po­lice with a flag­pole on Jan­u­ary 6th. pic.twitter.com/GLFxHx9Izh

— Chad Loder (@chadloder) April 1, 2021

A C A B.
 

We com­plete­ly dis­avow groups like the Oath Keep­ers and in no way con­done their hate­ful ide­ol­o­gy.

— DE­SCEN­DENTS (@descendents) July 12, 2022

Weird time­line that this was even nec­es­sary but here we all are.
 

worst dr. pep­per com­mer­cial ever. pic.twitter.com/fbzHYdSgKQ

— Cap­tain Jordy (@meidasjordy) July 12, 2022

Poor

Dr Pep­per ex­ecs

watch­ing

be­ing

like

“Put it down! Drink it and put it down!”
 

It would have been nice if peo­ple had lis­tened to my warn­ings about Ali Ak­bar aka Ali Alexan­der years ago. Y’all know who you are, you who con­doned and, in some cas­es, sup­port­ed his tac­tics. I haven’t for­got­ten. https://t.co/xDJMxboXiC

— Sarah Rumpf 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@rumpfshaker) July 12, 2022

Every sin­gle hor­rif­ic thing you think Re­pub­li­cans won’t do be­cause it’s too ex­treme, they will sim­ply ig­nore while ap­prov­ing it.

And you’ll let them be­cause you don’t want to make Thanks­giv­ing awk­ward.

The world could be a bet­ter place but it would re­quire a lot of us call­ing out peo­ple that we pre­tend are bet­ter peo­ple than they re­al­ly are.

“Shut up, trai­tor”

is the only re­tort you need to their de­flec­tions and their whataboutisms.

Re­al­ly.

They don’t mer­it de­bate. They don’t even mer­it dis­cus­sion.

“Shut up, trai­tor”

That’s it. That’s all.
 

Ar­rest this piece of shit right now. RIGHT NOW. jfc https://t.co/NJyMD7VYZe

— Pat­ton Os­walt (@pattonoswalt) July 12, 2022

I was a grown adult in the 90s when you were watch­ing Ru­grats.

You were TOLD that Hillary was “un­lik­able.”

Told by Re­pub­li­cans.

It was bull­shit. And for all your imag­ined tech savvy, you were id­iots for be­liev­ing it.
 

this week has been ter­ri­ble but find­ing out tuck­er carl­son’s mom was an artist who was friends with david hock­ney, peaced out to go live in france when he was 6, and then left him a dol­lar in her will bc she fuck­ing hat­ed him has been a small piece of good news

— “Dad­dy Mag­ic” Kath Bar­badoro (@kathbarbadoro) June 30, 2022

I both work in and deeply re­spect The Arts.

But if you wan­na know who my peo­ple are, it’s the ones that find it hard to not try and re­place the word “arts” with “farts.”

It’s ju­ve­nile but here we are.
 

Peo­ple with good singing voic­es should not be al­lowed to do karaoke—sorry but it is not fun watch­ing u do a lil Star Search per­for­mance, I’m here to see drunk Kei­th fight for his life thru “Livin on a Prayer” as god in­tend­ed

— Emi­ly Mur­nane (@emily_murnane) Feb­ru­ary 11, 2022

Ful­ly and with­out ex­cep­tion.

 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2022 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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