(I’ve pretty much already dated this guy multiple times.
He doesn’t actually want you to be as smart as him; he just wants someone to understand his nerdy references, follow his instructions correctly, and help him appear more put together in social settings.
More internship than relationship, really.)

—bwargh von modnar
Bwargh performs TO-NIGHT with Eddie, Rose & The Foreign Locals at our very own FLOMM 423 Yellow event in Sacramento.
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