College (n): Jail.
Graduate (v): To end one’s prison term.
Gravy (n): Profits.
—Hepcats Jive Talk Dictionary, 1945
Like,
THIS IS WAT COLLEGE HAS TRAINED YOU FOR:
Cool thing is
you don’t need a hall pass
because the toilet
is IN your already overcrowded classroom.
—steve mehallo
Flommist Steve Mehallo is a graphic designer, illustrator, font designer, educator, foodie and gadfly. He is the creator and founder of FLOMM! Article sourced thru flommist Lyndsie Ross, top image via.
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