I’m gonna be
really bummed
when they
finally finish
renovating my
office building
Because one,
white collar bros
make for terrible
eye candy with their
soft physiques and pleated
(read: shame hiding)
Dockers.
And two,
the workmen are
literally the
only people
I can actually have
conversations with
without being forced
into some socially
awkward exchange
about how I
do not care
about football.
—natalie michelle
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