TV:
SHE DID WHAT SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS SAY IS IMPOSSIBLE,
BY GIVING UP LESBIANISM AND MARRYING A MAN.
NOW SHE LIVES A HAPPY LIFE,
HAS AN ONLINE MINISTRY, AND HER MEMOIR IS AVAILABLE FOR $14.99
Me:
Damn. Who knew one could run such a racket just being bisexual.
—bwargh von modnar
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