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KID ROCK SHIT IN YOUR WIFE’S MOUTH • • • AND THIS • • • IS AMERICA
“Hitler wouldn’t have happened on my watch, I’ll tell you that!”
“Sit down, Ashleigh. You won’t even have hard conversations with your awful MAGA aunts”
“But he’s so old.”
“And? He’s good at his job and your being 23 hasn’t really done much for you and the dozen food service jobs you’ve been fired from.”
“I supported him in that primary and now think he’s maybe the worst thing that could have happened to us.”
Some of the most enlightened progressives I grew up with, raved with, went to punk shows with, etc. aged into MAGA nazi idiots.
Remember this when some 22-year-old whines about our most progressive president in generations being “too old” – as if age is a metric of quality ideas.
It ain’t.
“Well, you see, we had to turn America into a fascist dictatorship because uh … woke … and … er … uh pronouns.”
Strap in (hard) for Hitler II.
SCOTUS more or less declared Trump above the law.
Last week they made federal regulations toothless.
They are coming for gay marriage and contraception next.
We’re hurling toward
being trapped in the world’s most powerful dictatorship and the people who should be on our side are still smugly preening about a primary they lost 6 years ago.
“The decisions you’re so frustrated by today are the result of people staying at home in 1988, 2000, 2004 + 2016 because ‘both sides suck.’”
—Timothy Paul Doyle
People need to be more alarmed about what’s coming than they are.
Wake. Up.
MAGAs have a horrific plan
and they are hard charging to make Trump a dictator.
It’s not a conspiracy theory.
They are saying it out loud.
It even has a website.
Wake. Up. Now.
John Oliver’s coverage, 16 June:
Actress Taraji B Henson talked about Project 2025 at the BET Awards on 30 June:
And, among other things, Joy Reid is devoting her entire hour tonight to Project 2025.
SNOPES too – attention to it is climbing.
There is too much at stake for me to even sort of entertain any of y’all’s Biden diminishment. He is the only thing that stands between us and Hitler II.
Full stop.
“When I hear Trump speak, I hear Hitler again. When I see his rallies, it’s like wat I saw in Nazi Germany. Trump is like a dictator. He’s crazy like Hitler was.”
—Ruth Rozanski, 100-year-old Holocaust survivor
“I know nothing.”
—Trump’s Project 2025 denial, of course
It’s not enough to simply vote.
All of us need to educate ourselves on Project 2025, funded and promoted by The Heritage Foundation, and most of all, do whatever we can to make sure it fails.
And we need to make it wholly unacceptable to support that tyrant. This also means friends. This means family.
Next year will be too late. Stop allowing these people peace and a place in your life out of some misplaced need to be the bigger person.
See how far that gets you in a concentration camp.
“The guards broke up our Thirst Traps 4 Gaza Group. And they outright refuse to use my preferred pronouns.”
I’m a witty asshole with a good heart.
I need to get into politics.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2024 Jason Malmberg.
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