Alright bros, #movember is well over
so you can shave that Cossack Ye Olde Menner Mujahideen nonsense off your faces already. *
* Obvi I’m not talking about you well-groomed gents with your beard balms and trimming shears, I’m talking about the lazy fuckers who use prostate cancer awareness as an excuse to walk around with a crumby scraglemonster on their face all winter.
—natalie michelle
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