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More spoil­ers to Star Wars:
                               
1.   Chewie gets AIDS.

2.   Han Solo has a tribe of off­spring from a plan­et that he sexed through. 

3.   Every Jedi dies from the Span­ish flu.

4.   All the new fe­male char­ac­ters be­come preg­nant with­in the first 10 minutes. 

5.   The Force is ac­tu­al­ly Jesus.

6.   Darth Vad­er was re­vealed to be gay. Which is the real rea­son he joined The Dark Side. The light Jedis were not ac­cept­ing of his sex­u­al orientation.
 
 
 
 

—aman­da layng martinez

Flom­mist Aman­da Layng Mar­tinez is 25 and a graph­ic de­sign­er. She like cats, tea, not wear­ing a bra, pee­ing in pub­lic, and ‘eat­ing as much as I can be­fore I feel full.’ Copy­right © 2015 Aman­da Layng Martinez.

Top im­age: With a Wing Span Up by flom­mist Dan­ny Joe Gib­son. Copy­right © 2014 DJG.

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