just a convo with no one

no one:
Hey Na­tal­ie how did you spend your Christmas?

me, to no one: 
Fun­ny you should ask, I had a very tra­di­tion­al Christmas.

I spent my hol­i­day in a north­ern cli­mate in shorts and a tank top clean­ing out my gar­den beds on a sun­ny near­ly 60F day while pre­tend­ing to not be deeply ter­ri­fied by the im­pact of glob­al cli­mate change.

How did you spend your hol­i­day No One?

no one:
Con­tin­u­ing to make im­pact­ful changes that will re­verse the course of glob­al warming.

me:
Great, Mer­ry Christmas.

no one:
You mean Hap­py Hol­i­days, as I have de­clared war on Christmas.

me:
My bad, I for­got No One cared about that.

—na­tal­ie michelle

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