THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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idea for new netflix movie

Dick Box.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg walk around with their dicks in boxes and they have to wear blindfolds because if they don’t they’ll get too excited by all the women they see and they’ll pop boners and their dicks will hit the inside of the box.

Ouch!

And that’s it that’s the movie.

Dick Box.

(This can’t possibly be any dumber than I’m sure Bird Box is.)

—emily duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2019 Emily Duchaine.

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Posted
Sat 5 Jan 2019