My homecoming date flaked on me
when my cover was blown as an undercover 21 Jump Street agent
and now I have reservations at the Olive Garden and a shitload of Four Loko.
Ugh. I guess this is growing up.
I can’t say for sure but I think it was all the Hoobastank references that gave me away.
Also
my stance on any reboot of the Charlie’s Angels franchise remains the same:
Owen Wilson in all 3 roles or no deal.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.
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