THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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homecoming

My homecoming date flaked on me

when my cover was blown as an undercover 21 Jump Street agent

and now I have reservations at the Olive Garden and a shitload of Four Loko.

Ugh. I guess this is growing up.

I can’t say for sure but I think it was all the Hoobastank references that gave me away.

Also

my stance on any reboot of the Charlie’s Angels franchise remains the same:

Owen Wilson in all 3 roles or no deal.

—jason malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.

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Der Tung
Posted
Sat 30 Sep 2017