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happy straight pride day*

To­day
is the 181st in a se­ries of 366 Straight Pride Days we will be cel­e­brat­ing this year. 

And
as I look out upon the crowd of hos­tile, beam­ing, pride­ful faces I find my­self hum­bled to be in the pres­ence of so many an­gry white dudes that no one wants to give sex to. 

To­day
you can lis­ten to heavy rock mu­sic or you can have a Mtn Dew Code Red but you can­not do both. 

And
the rea­son why is that you will mi­crowave the baby.

Now
I turn things over to our pa­rade grand mar­shall Kid Rock!
 
 

—ja­son malmberg

* Spon­sored by Dock­ers Car­go Shorts

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2016 Ja­son Malm­berg. Video cap source.

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