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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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how can you job have when you are a women its boggles my brain?’

 
“I am meant for be­ing at jobs I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY CHIL­DREN LOOK LIKE!”
 

 
“I de­sign mod­ern au­to­mo­biles not keep­ing fruit piles from collapsing!”

 

 

Mr. Mom: The Graph­ic Nov­el is re­al­ly turn­ing into some­thing over here.
 


 

So you’re telling me that, for every can of tuna I buy, you give it to me for free PLUS you give me a dime? Fuck yeah, chief. Sign me up for sum­ma dat!”
 


 

My wife’s boss is hot bod­ied sex pan­ther Mar­tin Mull? Well, I will send that buff stud a mes­sage he won’t for­get with my chainsaw.”

If there is any gag more time­less than the ‘we used too much soap in the wash­ing ma­chine and now the house has gone all bum­ble­fuck’ then I hope I nev­er find out what it is.

Be­tween the crazed wash­ing ma­chine and the blood­thirsty vac­u­um clean­er, shit has gone all Re­quiem for a Dream up in this bitch. Scene nev­er re­al­ly did fit with the rest of the flick.

 

 

Yes I will come with to see the Chip­pen­dales be­cause I am now ba­si­cal­ly a woman gen­der be­cause that is how such things occur.”

 

 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2019 Ja­son Malmberg.

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