Since I was so entranced by the aftermarket custom white leather interior and earthquaking sound system of my Mazda, I didn’t do proper due diligence on the garbage engineering of the engine and now my new months-long 2019 project is going to be literally lifting the engine out to repair a FUCKING WATER PUMP, I bought a new whip to drive until I get the time to fix the bastard.
Since it’s just a temporary car, I broke all the rules of responsible car buying (I clearly did not learn my lesson) and bought an older 325I that is going to be my secondary project because godammit this little beast is a hot rod and there are so many performance goodies that I will stupidly buy because godforbid I ever drive a simple reliable car again …
My last BMW went to 300,000 miles, I don’t even want to talk about the low ass miles this garbage engine crapped out on. The fucking water pump leaks into the oil pan and I don’t even want to talk about what is involved in FIXING THE WATER PUMP.
BMWs are cobbly but nothing like that.
And guys, “temporary car,” I’m going drive this for the time period it takes to fix my other whip and then do a bunch of dumb performance shit because it will be fun.
And I’m going to spend more on aftermarket shit than what the car cost.
Also I literally almost bought this fucking Fiero because I thought it would be hilarious, so I mean I feel like this was actually a relatively smart choice.
I mean, nothing says “responsible car” like an overpowered Fiero.
—natalie michelle
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